Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.