It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.