I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.