The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.