The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, it’s a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.