One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's plenty of research about people having a baseline of happiness that doesn't vary much with circumstances. And given that happy people are typically optimistic, energetic, and fun to work with, I can see how happiness would lead to success.

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.