I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.