I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

The children are our future. And that is why, ultimately, we're screwed unless we do something about it. If you haven't noticed, the children who are our future are good-looking, but they aren't all that bright. As dense as they might be, they will eventually notice that adults have spent all the money, spread disease, and turned the planet into a smoky, filthy ball of death. We're raising an entire generation of dumb, pissed-off kids who know where the handguns are kept. This is not a good recipe for a happy future.