Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

Home is pretty utopian.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.