Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.