Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.