I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo