I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

Home is pretty utopian.