I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.