I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.