Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

I'm primarily just an investor.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.