Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.