Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.