Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.

As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.

One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.