There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott AdamsNormal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Scott AdamsA matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
Scott AdamsThe greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
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