It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.