Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.