Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.