The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.