If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement.