Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.

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