Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.