Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.