The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

Home is pretty utopian.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Priority-wise, it simply makes sense to take care of yourself before you start searching for a higher meaning. You aren't much good to anyone else if you're unhealthy, a financial burden, or an emotional basket case. Fix yourself before you turn outward. It's best for everyone.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.