I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.