You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.