Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

If you work in the city long enough, it begins to deal with you on a personal level. Streets reveal their moods. Sometimes the signal light loves you. Sometimes they fight you. When you're hunting for a new building, you hope the city is on your side. You have to use a little bit of thinking--you might call it the process of elimination--and you need a little bit of instinct, but not too much of either. If you think too hard, you overshoot your target and end up at the Pier or the Tenderloin. If you relax and let the city help, the destination does all the work for you.