The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print.
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.