Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.