Ratbert (as lab rat, to scientist): Doc, we have to talk. Every day you feed me over a hundred pounds of macaroni and cheese. At first I thought you were just being a good host. But lately I've been thinking it could be something far more sinister.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto