There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.