There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then you’re doing that already. If it means to act like you’re exempt from society’s influence, that’s the worst advice in the world; you would probably stop bathing and wearing clothes. The advice to ‘be yourself’ is obviously nonsense. But our brains accept this tripe as wisdom because it is more comfortable to believe we have a strategy for life than to believe we have no idea how to behave.