I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

If I had to pick one quality that best predicts success (other than wanting to be successful) it would be the willingness to risk embarrassment.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.