I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

What does it mean to be yourself?” he asked. “If it means to do what you think you ought to do, then you’re doing that already. If it means to act like you’re exempt from society’s influence, that’s the worst advice in the world; you would probably stop bathing and wearing clothes. The advice to ‘be yourself’ is obviously nonsense. But our brains accept this tripe as wisdom because it is more comfortable to believe we have a strategy for life than to believe we have no idea how to behave.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.