I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.