Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.
Scott AdamsI burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.
Scott AdamsThe most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Scott AdamsSome people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.
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