One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.
It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.