The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.