The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.