The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.