The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

A person with a flexible schedule and average resources will be happier than a rich person who has everything except a flexible schedule. Step one in your search for happiness is to continually work toward having control of your schedule.

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.