I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

The best things in life are silly.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.