I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.