I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.