I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.