Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.