I should have written that down. - Dilbert
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.