Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.