Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.