God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.