God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.