Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.