Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.
Scott AdamsFor the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.
Scott Adams