Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.