Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, it’s a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal.

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.