Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.