Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

I try to avoid giving advice.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.