Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

I get mail; therefore I am.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Mockery is an important social tool for squelching stupidity. I’ve never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I’ve seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.