No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.