Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.