Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.