He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.