He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.