He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.