The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.