Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.