Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.