Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto