On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.