Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.