And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.