Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.