Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

I get mail; therefore I am.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.