If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.