If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.