The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

I try to avoid giving advice.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore, a supreme being must be in our future, not our origin. What if "God" is the consciousness that will be created when enough of us are connected by the Internet?!!