The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

My investments have been hurt.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.