Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.