Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.

Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.

I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.