Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's plenty of research about people having a baseline of happiness that doesn't vary much with circumstances. And given that happy people are typically optimistic, energetic, and fun to work with, I can see how happiness would lead to success.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.