If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
Scott AdamsGreat minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.
Scott AdamsAsk a deeply religious Christian if heโd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists donโt seem so bad lately.
Scott AdamsThere's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
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