Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.