I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's plenty of research about people having a baseline of happiness that doesn't vary much with circumstances. And given that happy people are typically optimistic, energetic, and fun to work with, I can see how happiness would lead to success.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.