I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.