Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.