Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.