Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day