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Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.