The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there