The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.