After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.
If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!
Every language has its own music.
People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.