If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song.
People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'
After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.
When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.
If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.